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08:36 Aug 26 2008
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(squelch squelch squelch)Oh, Christ!



Christ, I thought I was sucking your knob!



Well, what am I sucking then? (squelch)



Oh, fucking hell I'm sucking on a fucking toilet roll!



Oh, shit, that's-



Stabb has gone and permanently banned me from the vampbox....



...That's what's happened.



Ob-, Obv-, O-, Obviously th-, err, that's where .....



.... There's been that confusion....



.... and now there is no chance of overtly sexual behavior...



I am only sorry it wasn't you, 'cause I really, I really laid it on, man.



(tuts)Yeah, well, yeah, w- the fucking, I promise I'll.. I'll make it up....



...with a new profile and sneak back next week into our cubicle.



Bye for now darling


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EmeraldPhoenix
EmeraldPhoenix
02:23 Aug 30 2008

perhaps you should pick another room, hun...the toilet...well...you will probably just end up with something very distasteful and maybe even contagious.





Nista
Nista
08:47 Sep 10 2008

People aren't very nice to you.





Bunch of fucks.













Oh yeah.





Taking your advice.



Nasty comments, nasty comments, nasty comments.





I can't do it. I just don't have it in me to be a cunt without cause.





misterstikki
misterstikki
12:42 Sep 26 2008

stabb= assmongering douchelily



I don't know what it means, but it sounds nasty.





Juno
Juno
09:04 Oct 15 2008

omg let me quote



"stabb= assmongering douchelily



I don't know what it means, but it sounds nasty."



that did sound funny...i would say "knob-gobbler", just because i heard it one time and it made me giggle.





ThePinja
ThePinja
10:06 Jun 02 2010

ROFL I forgot about that event....*sigh* those were the days when it was understood we were joking and not being serious in any form or fashion. Then Dbags got offended.





 

14:01 Aug 23 2008
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Vamp Box Error



Your Posting Rights were suspended on 12:52:43 Aug 23 2008 by STABB666 for 2 days.

You can post again after 12:52:43 Aug 25 2008.



The following comment was left with your suspension:



Your continual overtly sexual profanity is not acceptable for the public Chat areas. You were warned, you chose to ignore that warning.







Dominars are a protuberance which is highly excitable and bleeds easy!







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Sinora
Sinora
14:54 Aug 23 2008

*Sighs and drags him off to the naughty corner...again*





radu
radu
16:06 Aug 23 2008

You will never learn.





KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
16:47 Aug 23 2008

you BAD BAD BOY !!



*wanders off singing "Talk Dirty To Me" heh*





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
19:32 Aug 23 2008

LOL, you are loving it!





theblackmamba
theblackmamba
20:27 Aug 23 2008

::agrees with Sinora that Mr. Borked needs a time out::





thesavageant
thesavageant
00:46 Aug 24 2008

He... he.





EmeraldPhoenix
EmeraldPhoenix
07:56 Aug 24 2008

A knob?!





misterstikki
misterstikki
07:56 Aug 24 2008

he needs vagisil





strohdumm
strohdumm
08:04 Aug 24 2008

Was it the word CUNT that bothered him? Why would he take that word so personally? Hmmm.





solitaryangel
solitaryangel
11:04 Aug 25 2008

Well. There goes the entertainment..



Actually, your hillarious. Dont ever go changing.....o.O





atyourwindow
atyourwindow
13:28 Aug 26 2008

i have to agree you are entertaining even though you are a redcoat lol.....just give old stabby stabb a big hug when you come back ok? lol





Kontradiction
Kontradiction
23:23 Sep 03 2008

ah, the admins group together, eh?





DarknessandShadows
DarknessandShadows
23:26 Jun 22 2010

OMG!!!! He banned me too!! For 2 Days!! That somehow became a full year!!!





TheRose
TheRose
15:09 Jul 05 2010

nice XD





 

Mods dun look better munched!

00:44 Aug 09 2008
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borked
borked
01:37 Aug 09 2008

Not sure if it is self abuse while viewing portfolios, but this is actually how I see VR now. Everything I see is as if I'm viewing through the bottom of a coke bottle.



May lay off the ports for a few days and see if VR stops serving me fuzzy out of focus pictures. Reminds me of my porn stash of super8 videos.





CountessMoon
CountessMoon
01:44 Aug 09 2008

It kinda looks like you spunked on my face. Neat!





theblackmamba
theblackmamba
14:55 Aug 10 2008

You naughty little devil...





 

09:41 Aug 05 2008
Times Read: 1,289


Hey Cancer you cunt! Where's me fucking mark?

I've been good this year, don't listen to the narc.

I wrote you a fucking email, you wasn't in the dark,

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking mark.

If I wanted a bloody thong, I'd have bloody asked.

And this calender and tee-shirt set you can shove right up your ass!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!


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CountThanatos
CountThanatos
12:39 Aug 05 2008

LMAO oh wow!... *shakes head*





Nightgame
Nightgame
12:49 Aug 05 2008

My what interesting poetry 0-o





KamarillaKaine
KamarillaKaine
13:06 Aug 05 2008

o.0





VanDick
VanDick
13:34 Aug 05 2008

I see a suspension coming, lol





WhisperingTraveler
WhisperingTraveler
17:48 Aug 05 2008

lmao! well thats one way to get promoted on vr i guess lol





Darkinfatuation428
Darkinfatuation428
18:00 Aug 05 2008

wasnt that lovely...





atyourwindow
atyourwindow
20:26 Aug 05 2008

you redcoats are all the same lol





theblackmamba
theblackmamba
22:46 Aug 06 2008

Is someone cranky? Do we need a spanking?





borked
borked
11:52 Aug 07 2008

waves the immunity





TrashCore
TrashCore
13:03 Aug 07 2008

Aha. And what's that around the corner? Is it a suspension? Oh gosh!! It must be!





misterstikki
misterstikki
01:21 Aug 09 2008

LMMFAO...if anyone suspends you for this...OMG...they need help...LOL...I'm gonna pee myself....BWAHAHAHAHA....fuck me dude...fukkin hell :D





Nista
Nista
01:40 Aug 09 2008

Can I have your autograph? I am your biggest fan.





MBK
MBK
02:14 Aug 10 2008

Someone needs to stop copying Anal Cunt lyrics. ;]





EmeraldPhoenix
EmeraldPhoenix
10:14 Aug 18 2008

did you not pick up your Depakote at the drugstore? silly little Borked!

I have no idea of what to make of you! yet like a train wreck here I sit an watch. tisk, tisk.





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
22:01 Aug 22 2008

Haha! I'm sure there was even a Princely chuckle at this one!!





RK
RK
15:12 Aug 23 2008

Quality!





Maledicta
Maledicta
19:06 Aug 23 2008

Proof that the fine works of Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson can be applied to any situation!





EmoDemon
EmoDemon
23:17 Aug 27 2008

ROFL!!





Pinky
Pinky
05:41 Sep 22 2008

Wow, that made me cry. lol





BytchofDarkness
BytchofDarkness
19:46 Oct 14 2008

lol.that's all im gonna say to this entry. wowzers!





LAZARUSAD
LAZARUSAD
20:47 Oct 16 2008

A #1 fucking riot you are! lmao





Isis101
Isis101
21:57 Oct 16 2008

Wow...just bleedin' wow...LOL!





SuccubusJade
SuccubusJade
09:48 Jun 02 2010

did he read this? I wonder...





TheRose
TheRose
15:16 Jul 05 2010

ROTHLMFAO! sweet!








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